bumps, bruises, blood, burns, and broken bones
Recovering from surgery is soooo galmourouss$$$$.
Like waking up at 6:30am, taking meds, and then watching 3 episodes of Russel Brand’s TREWS.
Taking a million naps because the drugs make you so sleepy.
Using mixed vegetables as ice packs and pillow pets as cushions
Carrying your phone around with you in your sports bra because you can’t carry anything when you’re using crutches. (will definitely be breaking out the fanny pack again, so look out)
Showering with a garbage bag on my foot.
Watching The Office and having one toenail painted because you can’t really reach the others without straining your neck.
seriously, I don’t know why everyone doesn’t opt for this lifestyle all the time.